I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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