I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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