4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
youre lurking in front of me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
