At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Randomize
