i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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