So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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