He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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