I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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