i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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