he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just found a bag of teeth...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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