I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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