If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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