none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
