if only i could text you this smell
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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