we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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