I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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