i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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