this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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