oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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