So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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