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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.

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(805): View more from California

i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(647): View more from Ontario

Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.

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(216): View more from Ohio

My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.

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(716): View more from New York

I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out

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(425): View more from Washington

Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.

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