We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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