PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
