So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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