Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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