i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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