I CAN MOONWALK!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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