Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize