Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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