I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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