Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm like, not good at living.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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