When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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