I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
