Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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