She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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