On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
