Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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