Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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