Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize