Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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