There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
