and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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