I smell stomach acid.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
