How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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