so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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