I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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