the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You may now shotgun with the bride
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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