Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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