he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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