called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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