Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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