what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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