What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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