i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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