One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Randomize
