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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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