I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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