If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
only you would photoshop your dick
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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